I have had my tonsils removed. My throat feels like there's at least two golf balls stuck midway down (I haven't, just in case that line of questioning crops up), and that a small army of dwarves with stepladders and abseiling kit went in whilst I was asleep to sandpaper the sides red raw. Not particularly clever.The only up-side is that I can currently do a decent impression of the wonderful Vic Reeves & Bob Mortimer characters 'Councillors Cox & Evans' from the 2nd series of 'The Smell of Reeves and Mortimer' (right).
"Peter Powell won't come if he can't see his proposed trajectory".
