I'm not sure why he has crutches, though....Additionally, thanks to Popbitch, today I found out that the kids of the legendary Slash (the one out of Guns N Roses who looks a bit like Brian May / Anita Dobson, for my older readers!) are a chip off their father's (somewhat hairy) block:
A babysitter got the full force of Slash Jnr (aged 3)'s charm. She was accosted by London with the words "You can't get past me unless you take off your clothes - you're hot!"
And when she went to kiss the boys goodnight he told her he wanted to stick his tongue down her throat.
Rock and roll.
